so my boyfriend and I tried roleplaying the other day and we did the whole “professor and bad student who needs to pass” thing, only he wanted to be the professor, so I had to be the horny and failing student. I’m the valedictorian of my senior class of 400 and I have a horrible phobia of flunking, so when he whispered “you’re failing my class, you naughty girl” in my ear, I started crying and we had to stop
why am i not a disney princess
because ur a 15 year old boy
I hope when you die you get to see your stats like how many times you laughed or told a lie or kissed or how many people loved you and how many people hated you and what you meant to people
"Are u ok?" "Im just tired"
T alkin about seinfeld
I nterested in briefcases
R eally sick of income tax
E ntering the puppet demsion
"…yea just tired"
american people who use british slang
We just want to be one of you and watch BBC on the telly and drink tea and ride the trolley :)